Colbert’s Cartoon Trashes Trump: Doesn’t ‘Give a S*** About Anybody Not Named Trump!’


The second half of season three of Showtime’s Our Cartoon President started airing on September 13. The episode titled “Coronavirus” was extra of the identical from the Stephen Colbert created animated political collection.

Because the title of the episode signifies, the main focus was on trashing President Trump over his dealing with of the coronavirus, due to the newly released book by Bob Woodward. CNN’s Anderson Cooper runs quotes from the e book and performs audio clips to do the bidding of Trump’s opponents. This leads right into a Trump rally the place, in accordance with CNN, Trump is attempting to “defend” himself.

Anderson Cooper: Trump hit the marketing campaign path to defend himself.

President Trump: It’s so good to be right here within the one a part of America that is not on fireplace. All the things’s going nice, people! Do not imagine something you see, hear, or really feel deep inside. Overlook about these Michael Cohen and Bob Woodward books. I am going to provide the cliffnotes. I wished to be president once more greater than I wished to cease this lethal pandemic. Wow. You folks will cheer for something! Get this — I knew how dangerous coronavirus could be after which lied about it ‘trigger I do not give a shit about anybody not named Trump!

Joe Biden: Geez. I most likely will not be voting for that man. 

Trump: Anyway, I used to be gonna kick this off with my law-and-order spiel, however for some purpose, folks aren’t shopping for my message of “I alone can clear up the shit I took in your deck.” However mark my phrases. If Biden wins, I cannot be right here to cease the chaos I’m consistently creating!
I’ve to confess, listening to you cheer is the weirdest a part of all this. None of you folks have masks. And I assumed the troops died for nothing. 

Dr. Fauci: I imply, is it price saving everybody?

Trump:  I did not say troopers had been dangerous. I simply mentioned they had been losers. I like the troops. That is why I dodged the draft — to provide the troops extra space to shiver in foxholes!

Kellyanne Conway: I am so glad I haven’t got to go on Tapper tomorrow and mop up this shit geyser.

Trump:  I am utilizing your tax {dollars} to defend myself towards rape accusations. Will we like it?! We like it!

Crowd: “Trump!”

The media elites typically comment that Trump supporters act cultish and this rally reveals Trump acknowledging that his supporters will cheer for something he says.

Typically Colbert and the opposite writers mock Democrats, too. This episode does so by admitting that the legend of Joe Biden is a hole one. With a view to attempt to spark enthusiasm for his candidacy, Barack Obama offers Biden some recommendation – he has to get out of the basement. It’s the identical recommendation Jill Biden offers her husband. She is portrayed as a long-suffering political spouse going by means of her husband’s third presidential marketing campaign. Obama holds a rally on the Lincoln Memorial however retains Biden hidden in a sewer drain.

Obama: Proper now some people are declaring a untimely victory over this disaster, however that is not what management seems like. Joe Biden faces challenges head on. And he additionally is aware of the ability of main inaudibly from behind. Is not that proper, Joe? 

Biden: We want a president together with his coronary heart within the struggle and his sneakers in your piss water!
Obama Vote Joe! Say it, or say goodbye to subsequent summer time’s Aspen Concepts Pageant.

Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar:  Vote Joe! Or I am going to staple your ass to your knee caps!

The episode additionally contains President Trump launching an assault in Afghanistan with the intention to distract People from the virus. And Trump holds a staged struggle towards the coronavirus, full with him dressing as a Viking.

We are able to count on this sort of over-the-top writing from this present all the way in which to November 3. Trump will proceed to be blamed for “a whole lot of hundreds of deaths” as Obama mentioned on this episode and the president might be portrayed as a egocentric, corrupt man. Nothing modified throughout his present’s hiatus.


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